when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
(via orgasmic-humor)
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
(via orgasmic-humor)
yo mama’s so fat every time she turns around there’s a new season of sherlock
I’m not even in the Sherlock fandom and I literally spit food all over my laptop when I saw this.
dat reaction image
(via orgasmic-humor)
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
(via orgasmic-humor)
Robert Downey Jr.’s surprised “hi!” look on Good Morning America, 2009 and 2013.
he hasn’t fucking aged
I think he got younger..
(via orgasmic-humor)
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
(via fuckyeahlaughters)
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via orgasmic-humor)
Cliché Movie List: Captain America: The First Avenger“I’m loyal to nothing, General…except the dream ”
(via summerfalling)
Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
(via orgasmic-humor)
I'm a weird little freak girl and my hobby is wasting other people's time. WELCOME! ♫
