If teachers'd have tumblr, their posts would be...
thatfunnyblog: The moment when my student doesn’t pay attention in class: When they don’t do their homework: The awkward moment when i’m walking into the classroom and they are like: Their faces when i’m correcting the tests: When a student thinks she/he is the best and confronts me: When i took their ipods, cellphones out and they look me like. Outside i’m like: But...
Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg As of today, I am using all of these! :D
kwongwhutup: Most of the time it’s like But then you have your moments This is why I love being single. Because when you break down in the kitchen, no one is gonna steal the food you’re about to devour.
Angry cat Sleepy cat ‘I’m interested, please continue’ cat Fancy cat Dancing cat Silly cat Disagreeing cat Ninja cat Surprised cat *5 more minutes mom* cat Sexy cat Sup?! cat Sneaky cat ‘WUT’ cat Hyper cat Bless this post cat And this one just because This is too funny to not reblog! :D
welele: I would kill to be in Jigglypuff House.
My school schedule:
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Getting up in the morning: After getting ready: Getting to school and seeing my friends: That one class you love because you have your best friend with you: That one class where you always fuck with the teacher: That one class you really hate: That bitch in one of your classes that won’t shut up and you just want to be like: LUNCH: Getting home: Follow this...
Tumblr’s National Anthem by Spongebob...
Going to school: The Pokemon version
puertoricantyphlosion: Waking up early in the morning Bitches in the hallway won’t move and you’re already late to class Bitches are causing drama That moment when you see your crush Your teacher decides to assign a shitload of homework for no reason The bell finally rings so you jet the fuck out of the establishment You finally arrive home to your comfy bed after a...
When someone holds up a camera to you.
10knotes: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THE CUTENESS! I cannot escape it!
Saying 'sex' in school
teckers: Kindergarten: Middle School: High School: College: I ‘middle school’ react EVERY TIME.
I like Cardcaptors!
acciocinnabun: here’s the box it came in: here are the front of the cards: here are the back of the cards: my favorite cards, the loop, the return, the sleep and the dash! did i mention i love cardcaptors? (i don’t really like tsubasa though.) odfodnfgmapdesjfnawdI WANT THIS SO BADLY!
A screenshot of my deasktop at the moment. I only ever make to-do lists when I’m in serious danger of falling really far behind on important stuff. People, I’m in trouble. ;_____;
When someone turns on the light and wakes you up
absolute-best-posts: Go to smokeporch.com for more posts like this Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard *double facepaw*
Walking down stairs seductively,
absolute-best-posts: Expectations: Reality: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard I would totally be seduced by the second one. He falls down all those stairs and walks it off like a boss! That’s hot.
15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
miguelofthedark: More here. Useful….
Jack Sparrow has the ideal way of dealing with...
crystal-clefairy: People making fun of your obsession with a fandom: People unfollowing you: Your friends talking behind your back Your dog leaves the room and makes you feel unloved You tell people to send you messages on tumblr they don’t ACCURATE POST IS SO VERY FREAKIN’ ACCURATE! SPARROW WIN!
How to do CPR.
thampham: raymondhua: leinylovessyou: HAAHAHAA THE FUCK I learnt all my medical practices from Mr Bean. :D
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Do you guys hear that Youtube, Twitter and...
A man is being hit by a train
borntobewildatheart: Don’t mess with trains. They will f**k you up.